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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:52

They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How did China develop DeepSeek with less than 50 million USD when Trump is saying we need billions?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?