What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Qui eaque occaecati facere et.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

No go.

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Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?